As a parent, you always want what’s best in life for your children. Like most children, when they reach their teens, they will want to stay out late with friends doing god knows what. This is a stage of their life where every parent becomes worried about their children, something we all deal with in very different ways.
The most vital thing as a parent is that your children are happy and healthy, but then again, you always want to know what exactly they get up to when away from home. Life isn’t just about having a great time – they still need to be responsible for themselves and pay attention to their education.
The father in this hilarious story was searching for his 16 year old daughter, but stumbled upon a letter left on her bed that he read with shaking hands!
Steven was walking around his home, searching for his young teenage daughter Anna. He was feeling very deflated after watching his favorite team get beat the night before, and decided to go ask his daughter if she wanted to go get some ice cream together.
He thought his daughter was still in her bedroom, but now her shoes were missing in the hallway.
He decided to go up to her room and check if she was there, only to find the door open and her room empty. On her bed, he spotted a hand written note.
This is what it said:
“Dear Mom and Dad,
I’m sorry to have to tell you like this, but I’m eloping with my new boyfriend Muhammad.
I’ve finally found true love, and he’s just great! I especially love his cute piercings, sexy scars, cool tattoos and his big motorcycle!
And that’s not all – I’m expecting a child with Muhammad, and I’m already three months pregnant. We’re going to settle down in his trailer, and he says that he wants even more children. I’m so happy!!! And guess what? We’re going to get married next week!
He’s also explained to me that weed isn’t as bad as some people make it out to be, so now we’re growing 17 plants behind our trailer. We’ll have enough for him and his friends, and in return, they’ll give us as many pills as we want.
I do hope that they find a cure for AIDS soon, so that Muhammad can get better – he really deserves it. Don’t worry about money – Muhammad’s friends Juan and Stanislav are in the movie business, and they’ve arranged for me to become an actress!
The job pays pretty well, 50 dollars per take, and I get another 50 if there are more than three men in the same scene. So don’t worry about me – I’m 16 years old and can take care of myself.
The next time I come to visit, you’ll get to see your grandchild!
xoxo, Anna
P.S. Dad, none of this is true – I only popped over to Emma’s place to watch some TV. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than The Patriots losing to The Eagles!
See you in a bit!”
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