“Ladies and gentlemen please don’t be alarmed but a crazy drunk woman is trying to punch a window out of the plane. Once again, please don’t be alarmed.”
Ummm, come again captain?
I’m a nervous flier when everything is going smoothly, hell Lieutenant Pete “Maverick” Mitchell could be flying my plane and still want 3 double tequilas on the rocks before I even think about setting foot on the jet bridge. Read the full article here ▶
