Going on an alcohol binge can be a dangerous game. You could hurt yourself or somebody around you if you get too reckless. And let’s not even begin to mention the dreadful hangovers the day after. We should never consume too much alcohol.
If we drink too much, the chances of doing something we’ll regret later are high! Or, there is another alternative: we forget completely what we’ve done that night, which is even more nerve-wracking.
Today we are going to talk about a married man who was hungover and “lost” memory of what happened the night before.
Jack woke up with a huge hangover, after a night of drinking with his friends.
He was so drunk he couldn’t even remember how he’d gotten home. When he woke up, he was scared and thought to himself, “Did i do something wrong?”
After waking up, the first thing he saw was a pair of aspirin next to a glass of water on the bedside table. Then, he noticed that his wife had washed and ironed his clothes. He took the aspirin and looked in the bathroom mirror… that’s when he saw he had a huge black eye!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He takes the aspirins, and then cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
“Dear husband, last night you came home drunk and made a huge racket. But don’t worry! Breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian”
He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper all waiting for him. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, “Son… what happened last night?”
The truth is revealed
“Well, you came home after three in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you threw up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”
Confused, he asks his son, “So, why is your mother in such a good mood, and why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me?”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Well, when Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ’Leave me alone, I’m married! I’m married!’”
Jack was so relieved that he started crying!
