An Austrian man sustained an eye-watering injury to his genital area when he was nibbled by a 5ft python hiding his toilet.
The 65-year-old had nipped off to the loo but got a little more than he’d bargained for when he plonked himself on the seat.
Police said the man had just sat down when he felt a ‘pinch’ on his genitals.
When the unlucky Graz resident stood up to inspect the bowl he was stunned to see a huge albino python staring back at him.
The snake reportedly belonged to a neighbour and had escaped before choosing the unsuspecting man’s toilet as a nice spot for a rest.